Simba has inspired some poetic thoughts from Laura...
simba is cute. simba is small. she likes to hump things like she has balls. simba has friends. …one is white. if the white one tried to mount, then simba will fight. simba throws a mean punch. simba intimidates a bit. but if dogs shake her and try to eat her she does tend to shit. simba doesnt bark. shes a quiet little dog. and when she runs around she hops like a frog. simba has 2 roomates....
Simba versus Charley
This is a stuffed dog I bought Simba on her first night home. It has a battery powered heart beat and chemical heaters inside in order to emulate her mother and help her sleep. Now the dog comforts Simba in a new way… I’m horrified by it.
Likes and Dislikes
Likes: Peanut butter, big dogs, being long Dislikes: Pink egg, hair dryer, Russ