Simba has inspired some poetic thoughts from Laura Groetzinger
simba is cute.
simba is small.
she likes to hump things like she has balls.
simba has friends.
…one is white.
if the white one tried to mount, then simba will fight.
simba throws a mean punch.
simba intimidates a bit.
but if dogs shake her and try to eat her she does tend to shit.
simba doesnt bark.
shes a quiet little dog.
and when she runs around she hops like a frog.
simba has 2 roomates.
and she doesnt pay rent.
if simba could talk shed have a British accent
simba likes to trot around.
simba poos on fake green grass.
simba would look funny if she held a wine glass
simba is a doggie joy.
she pleases one and all.
if you have an ailment shes a furry cure-all.